January 2010
I’m self-absorbed, inconsiderate…oh, what was the third...
– Sally, Cabaret
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You’re a most strange and extraordinary person.
– Sally, Cabaret
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You know what? I love you like Giorgio Armani...
Reasoning with one who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to a dead...
– Thomas Paine
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I must've took 14 showers tonight.
And hit rock bottom in 4 different ways. Somehow, I managed to fall asleep. I woke up feeling like Ebenezer Scrooge on Chrismas morning.
Those sensations were worse than the worst breakup (which I actually found myself dwelling upon to much during those showers), and I felt about as mad as Daisy Randone, pacing around the house half-naked, sometimes completely, with a striking pain in the center...
Old writing is like an old girlfriend: The memory is better than the reality.
– Rands in Repose
I just wish people exaggerated more. Maybe I would care. Everything bores me. I...
– Chris Crocker
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I know you’d never do that [cheat]. Just because I’m a stellar lay....
– Peach State
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10 things no one on tumblr knows about you. 1-2-3, go~
There are always two things in my bed: Water bottles and books.
My first stuffed animal (a dog named ‘Hoofy’) came out of a dumpster. I still have him.
Despite being raised in a bilingual household, my parents thought it would be good to not teach me Spanish, so I’ve had to learn on my own.
I’m left-handed, born on...
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If you're in your early 20s, you've witnessed...
Four decades
Two milleniums
Kurt Cobain’s death
Lady Diana’s death
JFK Jr.’s death
Oklahoma City Bombings
Columbine Massacre
Virginia Tech Shootings
The Boy/Girl Band Era
The re-advent of the hipster
Web 1.0
Web 2.0
Wars
Second Panama Conflict
Persian Gulf War
Iraq Conflict
Somali Civil War
First Haitian Rebellion
Yugoslav War
War on Terrorism
Second Haitian...
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I don’t know why you people like to compare me to Marilyn or that girl,...
– Jayne Mansfield
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I love The Simpsons. I can also get into Family Guy, but it takes a bit of...
Movie recommendations? I feel like everything I want to see has yet to come out. Roar. <3
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Angelina Jolie was my 1,000th post.
I am more than okay with this.
I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.
– J. D. Salinger
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Belly rubs are the most magical things ever.