December 2011
“When your only female character exists to be battered and abused, that is lazy...”
– Monica Byrne.
I’m not a good person.
bitchcuntwhore:
Even though doing things with a boy only lasted like a month, whatever, it’s the principle of the thing. I still accomplished my goals.
Last ‘same person’ reblog 2011. My best friend calls our kind ‘fucking overachievers.’
Taking care of yourself = taking care of your relationship.
Slat By Slat: →
somatrip:
THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE A WOMAN A WHORE:
Dating the boy you like
Having sex because she likes having sex
Going on dates with people whom she has no intention of calling again/dating exclusively
Wearing clothes that show her cleavage
Flirting
THINGS THAT DO MAKE A WOMAN A…
Going to start answering the question, “Why is your dog so weird?” with the response, “Because she ate a lot of chocolate as a pup, okay?”
“I am, I am, I am.” - Sylvia Plath, 1963
“I y’am what I y’am.” - Popeye, 1919
There should be an annual ‘text your exes’ and ‘re-visit all of those awkward dating site profiles’ holiday.
And it should be tonight.
We’re short one jumbo bucket of popcorn.
C words
Cuddles and conflict and cunt.
But my favorite word is still ‘maybe.’
Every villain needs a feline companion.
farriswheels:
My parents say they don’t like Woody Allen because he’s a pervert.
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If Emily’s parents call her fat one more time, I am going to go fat positive feminazi on someone.
If my Emily’s parents refer to me as her “friend” one more again, I am going to correct them.
This has been my week.
“Most people in this society who aren’t actively mad are, at best, reformed or...”
– Susan Sontag
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G-d
I was seriously misguided in thinking that Hanukkah would be less shopping-intensive than Christmas.
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Sarah: Does it feel like the holiday season to you yet?
Emily: I'm exhausted and I am broke. So yes.
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On building a wardrobe
Yesterday, we were darting from Gap to H&M at Northpoint Mall when I overheard a salesclerk say to a customer, “Shopping is a sport.”
No, something snotty inside of me corrected, it’s an art; one part impressionist painting and another part architecture.
Besides, I enjoy shopping. I don’t particularly enjoy sports. I didn’t think Mr. Salesman’s flailing...
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I guess one good thing about going to synagogue on Saturday is getting it out of the way earlier on in the weekend.
Totally heterosexual bros
farriswheels:
Heterosexually smacking each other on the ass
Like bros do
“Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be...”
– bell hooks, All About Love: New Visions (via youveescaped)
Absafuckinglutely. This is also stated by Henri Nouwen in his book Reaching Out: The Three Movements of the Spiritual Life.
(via peoplespolitik)
“She’s so forgiving. Alanis sees the best in people; I don’t. Why should I? I...”
– Tori Amos
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“Do you believe in the Messiah?”
“No m’am, I can’t say that I believe in much of anything.”
“Phew! Well that’s still better than believing in Jesus!”
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“Indiana University researchers Debby Herbenick and Vanessa Schick found in a...”
– The New Full-Frontal: Has Pubic Hair in America Gone Extinct?
