- Listened to Emily’s mom say, “You know what, Emily?” in her Brooklyn-Southern (Brouthern?) accent about 50 times as they duked it out over the phone regarding the same old, same old: Money and me.
- Biked to work because my manager said to come in this morning.
- Biked back home two minutes later because she said leave and come back at four.
- Lovely day, really
- But I have Food Stamps now, so.
- Yay.
- No better feeling than getting a friendly phone call from a feminist-identified gay with a lisp.
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esthergringerbear said:
jewish mommies from the north LOVE their, ‘you know what?’s
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