August 21, 2010 at 2:33pm
The Lady’s Prayer
Our Lady, which art in disco heaven,
Discoed be thy stick;
Thy fandom come,
Thy love glue-gunned,
In clubs as it is on the dance floor.
Give us this night our cherry pie.
And forgive us our Bad Romances,
As we forgive them that Dance in the Dark.
And be not bluffin with thy muffin;
But stop us from our callin’.
For thine is the fandom,
The fame, and the monster,
Again and again.
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom.
- Dakota Fidram
